Things my lovely girlfriend brought back from holidaying overseas for me. From left to right: a train, a small Buddha, a chairman mao pin, and a merlion. Fuck yeah merlions.
And on the far right is a button, from where she broke my pants.
An amazingly interesting story of a Wired writer who tried to disappear for a month. We’ve all seen it in movies and wondered if we’d be able to do the same, but this guy actually did, and it’s well worth reading the story of how it happened.
Kind of want to try this now!
I’m playing Fallout 3 at the moment and one of the skills is lock picking. To do this you need bobby pins, and I’m running quite low in-game due to breaking them often. So when I saw this one on my floor at home, I thought “oh awesome I need more of thes….. I am an idiot.”.
I AM an idiot.
If they’re coming in staggered waves I’d say like, 40. If they’re bombarding you all at once, 10.i wonder how many five year olds i could take in a fight.
Also, weapons need to be accounted for. Have you ever lifted one of those “indestructible” kids digital cameras? They’re huge, and cumbersome, and heavy, and hurt when the child you’re nannying throws one at your head “on accident”. Sometimes I “accidentally” gave him the wrong answers to his summer homework, so, it’s whatever.nobody gets weapons and they can swarm you in large numbers. just fists vs. mushy heads and runny noses.
i think most five year olds wouldn’t actually be interested in fighting, so it’d be a lot easier if they were normal five year olds. they’d be confused and you could pick them up and throw ‘em and stuff.
bloodthirsty five year olds, though? i don’t know, man. them little fuckers can get kinda fast.
Why are you even debating this when you can find the answer right here:
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
According to that, 38.
Gravity Bone
This free game is based on the Quake 2 engine and only lasts about 15 minutes. It’s a great little jaunt, relying on the inputs and methods you’d usually use in a first-person game, and is worth a few minutes of your time.
Download it here, play it and thank me later. I haven’t enjoyed a short story told in game form so much since The Majesty of Colors.
