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Things my lovely girlfriend brought back from holidaying overseas for me. From left to right: a train, a small Buddha, a chairman mao pin, and a merlion.  Fuck yeah merlions.
And on the far right is a button, from where she broke my pants.

Things my lovely girlfriend brought back from holidaying overseas for me. From left to right: a train, a small Buddha, a chairman mao pin, and a merlion.  Fuck yeah merlions.

And on the far right is a button, from where she broke my pants.


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I love seeing this. It means we’re all together.

I love seeing this. It means we’re all together.


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I’m playing Fallout 3 at the moment and one of the skills is lock picking. To do this you need bobby pins, and I’m running quite low in-game due to breaking them often. So when I saw this one on my floor at home, I thought “oh awesome I need more of thes….. I am an idiot.”.
I AM an idiot.

I’m playing Fallout 3 at the moment and one of the skills is lock picking. To do this you need bobby pins, and I’m running quite low in-game due to breaking them often. So when I saw this one on my floor at home, I thought “oh awesome I need more of thes….. I am an idiot.”.

I AM an idiot.


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thought of the night.

wearedevo:

oldtobegin:

abloodymess:

whatwhatwhat:

abloodymess:

i wonder how many five year olds i could take in a fight.

If they’re coming in staggered waves I’d say like, 40. If they’re bombarding you all at once, 10.

Also, weapons need to be accounted for. Have you ever lifted one of those “indestructible” kids digital cameras? They’re huge, and cumbersome, and heavy, and hurt when the child you’re nannying throws one at your head “on accident”. Sometimes I “accidentally” gave him the wrong answers to his summer homework, so, it’s whatever.

nobody gets weapons and they can swarm you in large numbers. just fists vs. mushy heads and runny noses.

i think most five year olds wouldn’t actually be interested in fighting, so it’d be a lot easier if they were normal five year olds. they’d be confused and you could pick them up and throw ‘em and stuff.

bloodthirsty five year olds, though? i don’t know, man. them little fuckers can get kinda fast.

Why are you even debating this when you can find the answer right here:

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

According to that, 38.


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Gravity Bone
This free game is based on the Quake 2 engine and only lasts about 15 minutes.  It’s a great little jaunt, relying on the inputs and methods you’d usually use in a first-person game, and is worth a few minutes of your time.
Download it here, play it and thank me later.  I haven’t enjoyed a short story told in game form so much since The Majesty of Colors.

Gravity Bone

This free game is based on the Quake 2 engine and only lasts about 15 minutes.  It’s a great little jaunt, relying on the inputs and methods you’d usually use in a first-person game, and is worth a few minutes of your time.

Download it here, play it and thank me later.  I haven’t enjoyed a short story told in game form so much since The Majesty of Colors.


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The Vendor/Client relationship.


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My girlfriend and I were watching a college basketball game a few weeks ago. The announcer says “there are 2 minutes left in the first half.” My girlfriend turns to me and asks “How many halves are there in a college basketball game?” She is no longer my girlfriend.
James, PA from CollegeHumor

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